yolownly:

homeostasis-central:

richwhitelesbian:

we need some new and more powerful swears

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the elder swear

15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance
theonion:

New Anti-Abortion Legislation Requires Doctors To Scale 18-Foot Wall Surrounding Clinic
andrewbreitel:

drcerealmonster:

radock:

small obama chases a much larger version of himself

I guess you can say he was RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

literally fuck off

andrewbreitel:

drcerealmonster:

radock:

small obama chases a much larger version of himself

I guess you can say he was RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

literally fuck off

gregisalive:

Finally I can rest easy.

gregisalive:

Finally I can rest easy.

lunarobverse:

A brilliant metaphor

Ppizzaaaaafjfjrns

Ppizzaaaaafjfjrns

Why can’t someone just sell my some ratty shitbox Miata that’s in perfect mechanical order for me to do whatever I want with

serafu:

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this is legitimately the best headline i have ever read in my entire life 

guilty pleasure song…